The Birth of a Nation Review


It’s hard to tell when it is time for Hollywood to close the book on certain subject matter. After all, every artist has a unique perspective on social issues, especially when they’re rooted in history. However, while watching the unendingly vile The Birth of a Nation, one thing became very clear. It’s time to close the book on films about American slavery for a while. There’s a few reasons for this. This period was given a filmmaking masterclass with 12 Years a Slave. Hollywood needs to represent African American actors in prestige roles that aren’t subservient. However, above all, the lingering horrors of such a time period should never be mined to create a vanity project. Enter Nate Parker, our writer, director, and star. He’s decided that simply depicting slavery isn’t enough, slavery needs to be all about him.

The film chronicles the life of infamous slave rebellion leader Nat Turner (Nate Parker). As a child, Nat’s masters plunge him into the teachings of the bible when it’s discovered that he can read. Naturally, Nat is a preacher in adulthood, with his master Samuel (Armie Hammer) taking him to other plantations to spread the word. However, when Nat falls in love with and marries a new slave by the name of Cherry (Aja Naomi King), things take a turn. She finds herself constantly abused, which starts a fire within Nat that only grows as he witnesses further atrocities.


All of the major issues with The Birth of a Nation ultimately fall onto the prolifically incompetent and arrogant Parker. His direction is not only flat but highly derivative. There are a ton of aesthetic choices ripped directly from 12 Years a Slave. Obviously, a lot of that comes with the territory, but the film doesn’t even try to give itself a visual identity of its own. If anything, the cinematography is dull, giving everything the look of a History Channel original movie.  Meanwhile, while the violence is depicted harshly, the film often fetishizes it. These brutal moments aren’t there to drive home the barbarism of this time, it’s for cheap shock value. That said, there are a couple moments of effective imagery here, including one slave punishment that may never leave you. There are also some very odd symbolic cutaways thrown into the story with no real coherence. They’re there to give the Oscars something to put in the film’s reel and don’t serve the story at all.

On the acting front, people are either stilted or playing cartoon characters. Parker is a relative nonentity as Turner. Beyond being a fiery preacher, we never really get a sense of Nat’s personality. He’s there to witness the events of the film, but Parker never sells the journey they take him on. There’s a stoic neutrality to the whole performance that isn’t subtle acting but simply an inability to properly convey what is occurring on screen. We needed to get a sense of how much emotional and physical agony Turner was in for the climax of the film to register. Meanwhile, Hammer does what he can, but is given a character that is fairly inconsistent from scene to scene. One minute, he’s a somewhat kind man, in others, he’s a tyrant. These transitions don’t feel like shades of gray, they feel like a character marred by inconsistent writing. The supporting cast all blend together for the most part, with Jackie Earle Haley getting slapped with a cartoon character of a villain. King does get a couple of nice moments here and there. She’s the only one in the cast that really sells the terror element, so good on her.


These elements mostly make for a film that’s simply boring and limp, but when we really get into offensive territory is when it clues you into what it’s secret hand is. Considering what ultimately happened to him, Nat Turner is something of a martyr. By sheer nature of the story, that element is bound to rear its head. However, what Parker has done is spend millions of dollars to turn himself into that martyr. As the film closes, there is a final image in which these motivations become entirely clear. Parker is trying to make himself the face of the agony of millions not to make a point, but to advance his career. It is as if Mel Gibson had played the role of Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. It’s not about the story or the audience, it’s about the director.

There has been a whole mess of bad movies in 2016. However, it’s been even longer since I’ve witnessed a film as conceited as The Birth of a Nation. It’s a film so sure that Parker is a force to be reckoned with, that it forgets to prove that he has anything to offer. This is a Wal-Mart bargain bin “prestige” film desperate to ride the coattails of 12 Years a Slave and play on African American tokenism as a manipulation tactic. Hollywood has a lot to improve on when it comes to inclusion, however, I will give them credit for one thing. They’re better than this movie. Hopefully, the rest of awards season proves me right.

Rating: F

Sully Review


Some incredible stories simply don’t deserve movies. That’s a truth that’s hard for Hollywood to accept. So difficult, in fact, that sometimes they will bend over backward to fill in the blanks. Enter Clint Eastwood’s Sully, which attempts to wrap a compelling narrative around 2009’s Miracle on The Hudson. There is no denying that what happened on that January afternoon was nothing short of amazing. However, an incredible event does not always involve the most fascinating of people. While Captain Chesley Sullenberger is undoubtedly a true American hero, he’s not exactly Hollywood material. Eastwood’s film knows this but never makes a compelling case for telling his story anyway.

The film opens post-miracle with Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) and his co-pilot Jeff Skiles (Aaron Eckhart) under investigation. The higher-ups have their doubts that Sully’s decision to land the plane in the Hudson was necessary. In fact, simulations have brought to light that he might have been able to perform a safe airport landing. Despite having saved every passenger that day, these revelations cast a shadow of doubt on Sully. He ponders if he made a reckless decision, despite the urges of Skiles and his wife Lorraine (Laura Linney) to embrace what he did. Meanwhile, he finds himself overwhelmed with the constant media attention, which has turned him into a worldwide legend.


Eastwood is very clearly chomping at the bit to bring this harrowing near-disaster to the screen. However, he finds himself so focussed on crafting that sequence, that everything in between is neglected. This is one of the least dynamic biopics in some time. Early on, it settles into variations of the same few scenes and never spices things up. Sully and Skiles defend their case, we see a piece of the crash, Sully has a moment to himself in which something regular haunts him, and then he calls his wife. Rinse, repeat. Not only is this structure droning, but it’s weighed down by horrific dialogue. Every exchange here feels ripped out of a parody of Oscar bait movies. We’ve got our achingly on the nose soliloquies, and our “naturalistic” banter that implies that Eastwood hasn’t mingled amongst people in decades. Honestly, the birds who flew into the engine that day likely had more interesting things to say than any of the characters.

Hanks, who’s made a legendary career out of playing ordinary men thrust into extraordinary situations, struggles like crazy here. In every moment, he’s desperately trying to pull pathos out of moments that just aren’t there. Eastwood’s direction is so restrained, that Sully is never given even a moment to break his stout exterior. While characters who are deliriously committed to a job are often fascinating (see Eastwood’s American Sniper) they need to be dynamic. It’s a shame, as Hanks is perfect for the role, but there’s just nothing there for him. Meanwhile, the esteemed supporting cast faces very similar struggles. Eckhart attempts to provide the film’s heart and soul, but his interactions with Sully never rise above contrivance. He’s completely supportive, and that’s about it. Linney is given embarrassingly little to do. She appears only in a series of phone call scenes that confine her to the “concerned wife” stereotype.


For all of Sully’s flaws, it can at least boast about how well its central set-piece is executed. Eastwood and cinematographer Tom Stern do a fine job capturing the intensity of those fateful 208 seconds. They play with perspective, scale, and the wide framing of their IMAX cameras to make the audience brace for impact. The passengers’ fear is palpable, and the rescue effort is earnest and uplifting without being over the top. However, the film even undercuts the impact of this sequence. Eastwood insists on showing us the crash multiple times  in slightly different ways. By what feels like the fifteenth time we’ve seen the same events, all the spontaneity is gone. It feels completely procedural. Ironically, feelings of detachment towards situations like this is exactly what Eastwood is trying to fight. In an attempt to make a statement about human intuition vs mechanical precision, he gets caught up in the machinery of filmmaking.

Sully ultimately does the greatest disservice possible to it’s distinguished subject. It does nothing to make him interesting beyond his moment of heroism. There really is no room for this film after Robert Zemeckis masterfully mined the same territory in Flight. Eastwood is so concerned with celebrating the captain’s simplicity, that he didn’t bother to build complexity around him. Hanks tries his best, and the main centerpiece is well-crafted, but there’s nothing to support them. Although he attempts to put the audience in the captain’s chair, Eastwood has made a film that would barely pass for a simulation.

Rating: D

Southside With You Review


We all know who the Obamas are. At least, I hope. No matter where they fall under one’s presidential ranking, they’ve still had two of the most iconic terms in history. As such, Southside With You comes with a bit of prestige packed in. This isn’t just the story of two people falling in love, but two important people falling in love. But what if we didn’t know who these folks were? Would they make for compelling characters outside of their place in history? Well, if you place them in a Chicago-set version of Before Sunrise, you certainly find out.

Southside With You chronicles the first date Barack Obama (Parker Sawyers) and Michelle Robinson (Tika Sumpter) ever went on. At first, Michelle sees this as a “business only” affair, as Barack invited her under the pretense of a community meeting. However, that sneaky devil Barack has a few other things on the agenda. They visit an art museum, go to the movies, and walk around the park, all while bonding and bickering.


In order to make a conversational movie like this work, the actors have to be completely on. Films like Before Sunrise and The End Of The Tour resonate because the two players don’t feel like performers. They feel like real people, and the conversation flows naturally. A lot of that alchemy comes from good screenwriting, but a good portion of it is luck. Unfortunately, Sumpter and Sawyers don’t exactly have that same spark. They’re certainly not bad. In fact, Sawyers in particular not only bares a striking resemblance to Obama but captures his charismatic persona. There’s just a very mechanical feeling to their delivery. The film feels like two actors walking around town, rehearsing their lines for a play. All of the moments where sparks fly are there because they’re in the script, not because they’re sold by honest performances.

The script in question by writer/director Richard Tanne isn’t exactly innovative stuff either. It runs through all the standard “deep conversation” points, without much organic build up. They burn through each subject mechanically, almost as if their topics are run by metronome –


What were your parents like?


What are you hoping to do in the future?


Do you believe in God?


It gets monotonous after a while, especially with how badly the scenes are paced. Some moments are far too brief. The general ideas are laid out but they aren’t given time to marinate. Some go on for far too long, especially a scene midway through at the community meeting in question. Every second of this meeting is lovingly re-created in this sequence. It all hinges on an extended speech by Barack that starts to just feel like Hallmark card phrases.

Tanne has a real opportunity to make the city of Chicago a character in this film. To use his backdrop as something of a chorus to the main story. However, it’s mostly used as just space to fill the scene. However, there is one moment where the movie feels truly alive. When Barack and Michelle visit the art museum, Barack starts to explain the origins of the paintings. The story he tells is rooted in culture, and while the audience looks a the paintings, we start to feel as though we’re on this date too. If only the rest of the film could have captured this.


Southside With You isn’t a bad film, but it’s an entirely mediocre version of much better films. It feels like an extended twenty-minute portion of a much better movie about the Obamas. The only reason it has gotten such a wide platform is because of who its two characters happen to be. However, their first date doesn’t prove to be as fascinating as they are. Once the inevitable full force, Oscar-bait, Obama movie comes our way, Southside With You will likely fade from memory.

Rating: C

Hell or High Water Review

“They don’t make ‘em like they used to.”


A phrase that is ever so popular among seasoned moviegoers. Often times, it’s a lamentation that the leaner, more story driven films of old have been warped into tech demos. The Ten Commandments is now Exodus: Gods and Kings, Death Wish is now Taken 3. We’ve certainly had plenty of soulless dreck over this seemingly never ending summer to prove that theory true. However, right as we approach the end, Hell or High Water appears. A scrappy little modern western determined to hearken back to a more authentic period of filmmaking. It aims, in short, to do more with less.

The film begins with the Howard brothers, Toby (Chris Pine) and Tanner (Ben Foster), performing a bank robbery. This isn’t amateur hour at Wells Fargo either; these boys have it down to a science. Determined to raise enough money to save their family’s land, the brothers carry out an elaborate money funneling scheme. Meanwhile, aging detective Marcus Hamilton (Jeff Bridges) becomes obsessed with tracking the boys down before he retires. After all, what good is a cop who doesn’t go out with a bang?


We’re not exactly in unfamiliar territory here, and director David Mackenzie doesn’t pretend like we are. Instead, he focuses on taking the clichés of the genre, and building a solid foundation around them. That foundation is built on two duos, both beautifully brought to fruition by the actors. Pine and Foster have incredibly believable chemistry as brothers, both of them playing to their strengths. Pine is understated and kind, while Foster is loving but volatile. Meanwhile, Bridges gives one of his best turns in quite some time as the cynical lawman. Sure, he’s doing his Hamburglar cowboy voice again, but with a bit more depth. He brings much-needed humor and heart to the film, as a man right in the midst of his end-life crisis. He too has an excellent rapport with Gil Birmingham as his partner Alberto, who nicely balances him out with his more sober attitude.

Mackenzie drenches his film in the Texas sun, giving the film a beautifully rustic aesthetic. The temptation is high in films such as these to spice up rural America. Make it seem charming, and full of warm faces. Here, the supporting characters feel like genuine working class people. They talk back quite a bit and are certainly not Hollywood pretty, but there’s a genuine sense of community among them. This makes individual scenes a lot more compelling, as our main stars don’t have to rely on themselves to carry the weight. Every bit player is authentic, and the film’s look and feel does the rest.


Meanwhile, the action sequences are vintage western filmmaking. Mackenzie is incredibly methodical in his direction. He makes us wait long periods for more violence, as its sudden appearance is more jarring and intense. Every single gunshot has weight and impact, especially considering how real every character in the film feels. Even with these great set-pieces, some of the most intense moments come when there’s no violence at all. Sometimes it’s just a look that a character gives, or a moment of silence in which anything can happen.

Hell or High Water only seriously falters in its lack of originality. Sure, it’s all very well realized, but there really aren’t any surprises here. In fact, there are several moments with telegraphing so wonky that it might as well be pinned on the screen as a reminder. Also, while the brothers’ emotional motivations are very clear, the fine points of their plan occasionally seem convoluted. One has to wonder where either of them got the education to figure out such a complex scheme. It’s certainly better to have intelligent characters than stupid ones, but it occasionally does muddle the tone.

In a summer full of films that lazily regurgitate troupes, it’s nice to see a movie execute them with craftsmanship. Hell or High Water certainly isn’t going to win any points for changing the game. However, it plays the game well enough to stand-out. Rich performances and characters make all the difference in a film like this, and it has that in spades. It feels a film from the “used to,” era and I suspect for many, that will be more than enough.

Rating: B+

Suicide Squad Review


Decades from now, when we look back on all of these superhero movies, the tale of the DC Universe will likely make for the most fascinating story. With an incredible library of characters all under one roof, there is infinite potential. Potential to make films that go beyond the normal tropes of the genre. Movies take us under the sea, along with the speed force, or into the mind of its eclectic rogues gallery. Before Suicide Squad, that potential was still very much alive. Sure, Zack Snyder wildly struck out with Man Of Steel, only to return with a fascinating if utterly messy follow-up, Batman V Superman. However, the addition of Fury director David Ayer brought some hope back. Perhaps his psychologically taxing cast bonding methods and talent for intense action sequences could save the day.

oh well…


Suicide Squad centers on a group of imprisoned criminals from all over the DC Universe assembled to save the world. See, archeologist June Moone (Cara Delevingne) has stumbled upon a horrible curse. A witch by the name of Enchantress has taken over her soul, using it to awaken her brother Incubus. As mean monster people do, they want to create an army and take over the world. To stop them, ruthless government agent Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) turns to the worst of the worst. Listing all of the team members is an exercise in futility, so here are the only two that matter. Most prominently, Deadshot (Will Smith) is an assassin trying to create a life for his daughter. Meanwhile, Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), eternal love of The Joker (Jared Leto), plans to reunite with her puddin’ and sabotage the mission.

David Ayer has made such a mess of this movie that you might hear “cleanup on aisle DC” over the credits. From the get-go, the storytelling is fundamentally broken. There are so, so, so (there aren’t enough sos in the world), many characters that their introductions have to be done at lightning speed. In the first act, all of the important characters have an avalanche of footage scrunched into short montages. By the time characters like Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) and Boomerang (Jai Courtney) come in we’ve run out of time for even a montage. All they get is a seconds long introduction, often with a tacky music cue. Sure, we learn ‘what’ all these characters are, but we never learn ‘who’ they are. There’s no time for that, they have a mission to complete.


…and what a boring mission it is. Despite marketing itself as a story of “bad vs evil,” the film is terrified of letting these characters be themselves. After all, that just might get them an R-Rating. Instead, this flash mob of colorful characters is thrown into a generic TNT Original movie. They walk into a room, shoot and punch a bunch of Enchantress’ zombies, and then repeat. There’s very little problem solving, or teamwork involved. These characters are basically just doing their thing, but they’re all in the same room. It doesn’t help that Ayer, who gave his previous battle scenes such weight and consequence, seems utterly bored. Since human beings are only involved on one side, the enemies might as well be video game minions.

By the time the film decides to chill out and lets the characters have one scene to chat, it’s moot. Sure, there have been small interactions peppered throughout, but they haven’t meant a thing. They’re small barb fests, in which the jokes feel completely forced. It is hard to even recall one scene where they don’t remind the audience that they’re the bad guys. Why? Because if certain audience members don’t read comics, they might just forget. It’s a film that tries to stylize itself in every way that doesn’t matter. All the tunes, flashy action, and comic book imagery in the world doesn’t matter if there isn’t any camaraderie.


Fortunately, anchoring this terrible material are a couple of good performances. Smith can’t help but bring charisma to Deadshot, even when given some horrible lines to read. He lands a couple of those jokes while selling us on the character’s drive to return to his family. Viola Davis lends an icy cool to Waller’s ruthless behavior. Even Jai Courtney turns out to have something to offer after all in his limited role. Sure, he’s playing a cartoon character, but he admirably throws himself into it. However, the gal who runs away with the movie is Margot Robbie. Her Harley Quinn is a bit more pulled back than classic versions but is utterly intoxicating. Sure, she’s a tragic figure, but she’s also intelligent, brutal, and venomously sexy. Hopefully, her solo movie comes to fruition so she can stop pulling dead weight.

Speaking of dead weight, there is no load more beyond this earth than Jared Leto as The Joker. It’s certainly hard to imagine Leto ever living up to the late Heath Ledger’s masterful version clown prince of crime. That said, whatever he’s come up with here certainly isn’t the way to go. Despite his atrocious on-set behavior, his take feels completely half-assed. It’s a combination of a lame impression of Ledger with a cartoon mob boss. He’s never the least bit funny, or scary. Fortunately, he’s not in the movie very much. In fact, many people aren’t in the movie very much. You’ve got folks like Joel Kinnaman’s Rick Flag and Jay Hernandez’s El Diablo who simply lack screen presence. While others such as Akinnuoye-Agbaje’s Killer Croc and Karen Fukuhara’s Katana simply have no time to do much of anything.


Beholding the Hindenburgian disaster that is Suicide Squad is hard to even process. It’s a film that hits the ground sprinting, without a story to tell. It’s a movie about a team, in which the characters hardly get to interact. However, above all, it’s just plain laborious. A generic action movie with DC villains peppered in. Insult to injury, the third act is one of the most baffling final battles ever put in a comic book film. In fact, this is the kind of film that is going to kill comic book movies.


DC has just begun.

But now you’ve gone and thrown it all away.

Rating: D

Jason Bourne Review


Every single Bourne film thus far has ended with a new version of Moby’s Extreme Ways. It’s been a fitting and endearing way of tying up each new piece of Jason Bourne’s journey. However, when the first chord of the song rang out at the end of Jason Bourne, it felt different. Like a dinner bell ringing after spending days in the desert without food. It meant that the movie was over, and thank heaven for that. There will likely never be a straight answer as to why Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass have decided to return to this franchise. However, one thing is clear. Jason Bourne isn’t so much a comeback for the beloved series as it is a go-away. It’s a dreary reminder of how dated action heroes can become when they’re not willing to evolve with their audience.

We find Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) living in exile. It’s been nine years since his climatic showdown with the remnants of the Treadstone program that turned him into a killing machine. However, when his old cohort Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles) uncovers further secrets that link to Bourne’s family, he’s forced back into the fold. On the grid once again, Bourne must find a way to remain hidden whilst seeking further revenge. Meanwhile, Robert Dewey (Tommy Lee Jones) the latest crotchety CIA director, is hell bent on tracking Bourne down. To do so, he enlists the help of analyst Heather Lee (Alicia Vikander). A skilled tracker in her own right, Heather believes that she can find Bourne and return him to duty.


This is the cinematic embodiment of a twisted arm. Damon and Greengrass masterfully wrapped up Jason’s story in The Bourne Ultimatum and they know it. The film spends so much time desperately reaching for an excuse for Bourne to return, that it never starts. When it’s all said and done, we actually learn only a sliver more about Bourne’s past. However, that morsel (which feels pulled from a soap opera) takes over an hour for the film to fully reveal. Meanwhile, Greengrass is content to simply repeat the same formula that made up his other two Bourne outings. Angry folks stand and stare at computers barking orders. Lots of angry looking folks walk down hallways and city streets preparing for action sequences. Bourne occasionally does something neat to justify a chase scene. Who cares? Certainly none of these actors.

All of these performers act as though they’ve been scared awake from a nap before each take. Damon, spectacularly volatile and yet vulnerable before, is a blank slate here. Sure, the film tries to justify it by portraying Bourne as a colder, more closed off figure. However, it takes a fascinating character and turns him into a plot device with an already completed arc. It’s a shame, especially after Damon’s powerhouse turn in The Martian. Meanwhile, Stiles (also great before) delivers her lines like an acting student forced into the class because she couldn’t take a free period. Jones and Vikander have nothing to do either, both simply filling in blanks that make the Bourne machine work.


Mechanical is exactly how to describe Greengrass’ direction here. Despite all the rhetoric he’s spewed about evolving the franchise into this decade, he simply spins his wheels. The action sequences (aside from one spectacular climatic chase) are completely lethargic. It’s the same standard pushing and driving through crowds business as before, minus the energy. In fact, an early set piece involving a chase through a Syntagma Square protest feels like being stuck in traffic. Meanwhile, anything close quarters is muddled by Greengrass’ insistence on wobbling the camera around. It may have been a novel stylistic flourish before but in the age of films like John Wick and The Raid it feels lazy.

Any attempt at a unique narrative is utterly thin. There’s a subplot involving a social media guru (Riz Ahmed) being forced to use his platform to track people. However, it’s as simple as that and doesn’t add anything other than a building block for the climax. The idea of Vikander wanting to bring Bourne back in is an interesting nugget, but Greengrass is terrified to do something with it. After all, that would be a totally different movie. How can we have angry people look at computer screens in a different movie? It certainly doesn’t work as the set-up for a sequel, because after this mess any excitement for another installment would be masochistic.

Jason Bourne is about as uninspired a sequel as there can be (and in this summer, that’s been a contest). It has the skeleton of the other films, but none of the meat. Even the much derided Bourne Legacy attempted to do something different and move the franchise forward. Hopefully, this will be Damon’s last outing as a character he’s clearly not interested in. He doesn’t need it anymore, and neither do we. The good news: this film is as forgettable as the past of its protagonist.

Rating: D

Ghostbusters Review


At this point, Paul Feig’s all-female Ghostbusters has become more of a debate concept than a movie. On one extreme, you’ve got radical feminists who are thrilled to be inheriting the classically male-lead franchise. On the other, there are heartbroken Generation X internet dwellers furious that the chances of a ride with the original cast died with Harold Ramis. If the narrative of the internet is taken as gospel, one may even believe these sides make up everybody. Hell, they may even forget that what is at the center of all of this controversy is simply a remake of a silly 80s comedy. On that metric, gender becomes a non-issue. All that matters is if these Ghostbusters can deliver the laughs that their predecessors did. After all, the new HQ needs some good Yelp reviews.

The film begins by introducing us to Columbia Professor Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig). She’s a former paranormal investigator gone legit after a rift with former partner and best friend Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy). However, when Yates posts the book the two co-wrote on Amazon, Gilbert is thrown back into the world of the paranormal. Following Abby and quirky inventor Jillian Holtzmann (Kate McKinnon), Erin happens upon her very first full-on ghost sighting. Thrilled, the three start a business to track down paranormal entities and catch them. Their force  grows when subway worker Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones) becomes enamored with joining the team, offering her expertise of New York City. Meanwhile, Rowan (Neil Casey), a disgruntled hotel clerk, plans to open a portal so that a horde of spirits can destroy the world.


The vital part of the 1984 Ghostbusters was the chemistry amongst its incredible cast. It’s a chemistry that has become so iconic, that it essentially drowns out any parts of that film that may not work. While the chemistry between the four ladies in this film is nowhere near that level, it does carry the proceedings. Unfortunately, that is simply because these are some of the funniest people in show business, and they can wring laughs out of anything. The characters themselves are mostly flat, completely relying on the talents of their respective actress. This is especially true for Wiig and McCarthy, who are forced to carry a contrived “old friendship renewed” arc. Neither Erin nor Abby has much personality, so it’s difficult to root for their camaraderie. Meanwhile, while Jones isn’t quite the stereotype the trailers made her out to be, Patty doesn’t have much range. She alternates from being the team’s navigator, to their screaming coward. Only the wildly talented McKinnon does strong character work here, throwing everything she has into Holtzmann’s unhinged geekery. She’s fascinating to watch, but unfortunately, she’s also given the least to do.

Paul Feig’s direction here is completely vanilla, a major disappointment after all the personality he brought to Spy.  While Ghostbusters is certainly never unwatchable, it never quite bubbles past average either. Feig is a huge proponent of improvisation but seems lost without opportunities to have long scenes where the actors simply riff on each other. In fact, the only scenes where the jokes consistently land are the ones featuring the hysterical Chris Hemsworth as the Ghostbusters’ inept secretary, Kevin. Not only is Hemsworth having a ball, but his dialogue driven moments are the ones where Feig feels most in his confront-zone. Meanwhile in the larger set-piece moments where the jokes would have needed to be planned, Feig gives up and lets the visuals do the talking. He’s been living in the world of dirty comedy for so long, that he’s afraid to let this film be the goofy romp it should be.


While there certainly are some impressive ghost designs here, none of them have a strong personality. There’s no creature in here who will attain the iconic stature of Slimer. Most of them are just accessories for the Ghostbusters to throw around in the action sequences. It also doesn’t help that Rowan is painfully conceived. He’s an amalgamation of Feig’s idea of old guard Ghostbusters fans and never gets to move beyond that. Casey is painfully thin in the role, never allowed to move beyond the Jamie Foxx as Electro level of cartoon nerdy-ness. Without a worthy antagonist, the stakes feel very low. Despite all the cool effects, the climax is simply an excuse for the Ghostbusters to dance in a light-show.

However, despite all of Ghostbusters’ flaws, it is never truly hatable. There is clearly an earnest effort by Feig and especially the main cast to reinvigorate this franchise. At times, they even come pretty close to doing so. In fact, with another director who is more confident in the material, this cast could even be in a great Ghostbusters movie one day. For now, we’re left with a down the middle introduction that will leave many perplexed that something so average caused such vitriol. With that said, I can’t help but remember the eight-year-old girl sitting next to me in the theater. As the film hummed along, I could tell that what was a mediocre blockbuster in my eyes just may have meant the world to her. Busting will always make somebody feel good, and perhaps it’s time to hand over the proton packs to them.

Rating: C+

Weiner Dog Review


When it is done right, there is nothing more cathartic than a dark comedy. It can expose all of the strange and terrible inconsistencies of human nature while still being an enjoyable night out. Writer/Director Todd Solandz of Happiness is considered by many to be the apex of the genre. I for one have never seen a film by Solondz and as such went into Wiener Dog unsure of what movie to expect. However, one thing I did expect was in fact, a movie. It’s unclear if Wiener Dog could even be called such. It’s more the cinematic equivalent of overdosing on anti-depressants without an EMT to come to your aid. Instead, for ninety minutes, you’re left trapped in a mind-numbing realm of hell. The worst part: I’m sure Solondz would take that as a compliment.

The film is an anthology of four so-called “stories” about the most miserable human beings on the Earth’s surface. Dina (Julie Delpy) and Danny (Tracy Letts) are a horrifically matched upper-class couple attempting to raise their cancer survivor son, Remi (Keaton Nigel Cooke). Dawn Wiener (Greta Gerwig inheriting a character from Solondz’s Welcome to the Dollhouse) finds herself whisked away by former high school bully Brandon (Kieran Culkin). Dave Schmerz (Danny DeVito) is a former screenwriter turned jaded college professor who is universally hated by his students. Last but not least, Nana (Ellen Burstyn) is a bitter old woman forced to deal with a visit from her burn out granddaughter Zoe (Zoisa Mamet) and her boyfriend Fantasy (Michael Shaw). The only thing linking these folks together is a small Daschund dog that stumbles into their lives.


Wiener Dog’s unfiltered pretentiousness is as repugnant as the diarrhea its protagonist suffers early on. It’s a film utterly void of structure, solely concerned with depicting misery. Despite the fact that none of the stories run over twenty minutes, they each still feel fatty. They alternate between going nowhere, or taking a slight baby step towards somewhere at the climax, only to abruptly end.  For the majority of the scenes, Solondz just rolls around in his characters’ awkwardness like a pig in slop. There isn’t anything particularly interesting in the writing of such awkwardness either. It’s all the standard “what does death mean?” or “I’m destined for nothing,” runaround that thousands of amateur playwrights have delved into before.

The characters are universally boring, although some of the actors do get a few fumes of mileage out of them. Delpy and DeVito, in particular, do hit a couple of very strong notes here. In fact, DeVito comes so close to making his eternally sidetracked professor sympathetic that if expanded, his story arc could have made for a compelling film. Meanwhile, Gerwig and Culkin are empty vessels floating through what is by far the most meandering storyline. I’m sure that some knowledge of Dollhouse character might enhance things a little bit. Although, it’s hard to imagine much of a difference, as the assumption that people will pick that detail up is pretty arrogant. Meanwhile, Burstyn’s story is relegated to the very end of the film, and she’s cuffed to a fairly standard mean old lady role. With the possible exception of DeVito, all of these people ring completely false. They’re not authentic depictions of depression, just tired types created by somebody who desperately wants to seem as heartbroken as they are.

Oh yeah, the dog. For those wondering exactly what the title character contributes to this story, the answer is…





It would certainly be unfair to judge Solondz’s entire career off of one late-career failure. However, that doesn’t change the fact that Weiner Dog is one of the most perplexing movies this writer has ever seen. It’s pessimistic without being clever, vocally dry without any visual fluidity, and over without any hint that it had started. Instead, I’d recommend going into one of those mall dog stores and finding one that you just think is adorable. Tell the worker that you’re going to buy it, and then open its’ cage, letting it get its first taste of freedom. Then, without warning, run out of the store, leaving the dog in captivity. It will be a much more pleasant, not to mention free experience, guaranteed.


Rating: F


Swiss Army Man Review


“The Farting Corpse Movie.” That was the moniker Swiss Army Man infamously took on when it premiered at the Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. Some people hailed the film as brilliant while others hated it, even to the point of walking out. At the end of the day, the movie won out, acquiring a nice mid-summer release. Thank heaven for that. The promise of anything original is already a godsend in a season dominated by creative bankruptcy. Frankly, it’s been the kind of couple months that call into question if film is even an endeavor worth perusing. However, Swiss Army Man turns out to be not only a mere remedy for a lackluster summer but a tidal wave of inventive filmmaking.

The film finds Hank (Paul Dano) stranded on a deserted island for an unknown reason. Things seem hopeless, and Hank has no intention of sticking around. However, as he is about to hang himself, something incredible happens. A corpse (Daniel Radcliffe) washes up on the shore, with a rather perplexing ability. Somehow, the body is still heavily flatulent. So much so, that he is able to push himself through the water simply by farting. Taking the opportunity in stride, Hank and the corpse escape the island, but then find themselves stranded in a nearby forest. Hank begins to communicate with the corpse (named Manny) who has taken on an infantile personality.

Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano

On paper, that premise just might sound like the worst movie ever made, or at the very least absolutely nonsensical. That is the exact disadvantage that directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (Daniels) use so strategically in their feature debut. For starters, they’ve made one of the most beautiful looking films of the year. Everything from the color scheme to the vibrant cinematography has the spontaneity of overjoyed children at play. The vast and mysterious jungle setting creates the feeling of a wide open backyard. A backyard where anything one can think up is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense. The fantastic score plays into this even further, often having Dano and Radcliffe perform vocals over the music. This goofy energy never lets up, as if it’s constantly avoiding being called back in for dinner.

Swiss Army Man isn’t merely an exercise in style, however. Both Hank and Manny are beautifully realized characters only bolstered by Dano and Radcliffe. Dano, who so often is relegated to supporting roles, excels in his moment to headline. It’s a deeply understated performance. Hank mostly expresses himself through the world around him, but Dano gives his mopey demeanor a lot of charm. However, it is Radcliffe who emerges as the dead-eyed, farting revelation. Through his every contortion and fluctuation, he commits completely to the physical aspects of the role. Many actors would be terrified to be this physically vulnerable on screen, but Radcliffe gleefully asserts himself to fantastic comedic effect. His droll, childish delivery only serves as the icing on the cake. Virtually everything that comes out of Manny’s mouth is hysterical, which makes us care about him as much as Hank does.


Although the film has a very immature sense of humor, do not mistake that for the film itself being immature. Daniels use the crude humor as a carefully crafted technique to disarm the audience. They intentionally bring the audience back to the state of mind where something as simple as a fart was funny. When Manny comes alive, his personality is that of one of those children. As Dano teaches Manny about the world, we re-discover the base concepts of life with him. As he starts to learn about ideas such as love, loss, and friendship the film invites us to re-evaluate our own thoughts on the subjects. However, this is not a heavy-handed message film. It’s a reminder that both the virtues and ills of society ultimately stem from a very childish place. In that way, it evokes the feel of a Rated-R Dr. Suess or Maurice Sendak picture book.

To merely call Swiss Army Man a great film and call it a day would be doing it a disservice. This is a movie so joyfully uninhibited that it invokes the feeling of falling in love with the craft in the first place. It’s crafted by the group of  kids who spent their summers running around in the woods with a camera. Only now, they have the budget to completely realize their absurd fantasies. Every inch of this is made with love. It will certainly not be for everybody, as its exterior immaturity might be too much for some to take. However, for those who love cinema that throws caution to the wind, buy a ticket, and let it rip.

Rating: A+

The Fundamentals of Caring Review


It’s starting to look like Netflix is the place to go if you want to launch an independent film. Why slink into theaters in the middle of the summer and get crushed by all of the blockbusters, when the streaming service will practically throw a party for your launch day? It’s a release model perfect for a peppy little film like The Fundamentals of Caring. On the exterior, it seems built to perfectly fit the indie sleeper hit model. It’s based on a book, has middleweight comedian Paul Rudd in the lead, and has a story based on life, love, and disease. It is next to impossible to make something like this unique anymore, and The Fundamentals of Caring knows this.

The story centers on Ben (Paul Rudd), a blocked writer in the midst of a divorce following the death of their son. Unsure of what to do to pay the bills, he enlists in a caretaking program. His first assignment is teenage muscular dystrophy victim Trevor (Craig Roberts). While their sardonic personalities gel together quickly, Ben becomes frustrated with Trevor’s closed minded views on life. In response, he takes Trevor on a road trip to see all of the roadside attractions he sees on TV. Along the way, they encounter Dot (Selena Gomez), a hitchhiker who decides to tag along to get herself to Colorado in pleasant company.


What makes this movie work is its willingness to cut corners within the buddy movie formula. This is particularly evident in the relationship between Ben and Trevor. In so many other films, there would be a fifteen minute stretch in the first act of watching these two butt heads. Considering the fact that Trevor is a fairly arrogant character already, it would have been easy to write him as completely unreasonable towards his new caregiver. Instead, the film just lets Rudd and Roberts develop the relationship naturally, and there’s some real magic in that. Rudd is nicely subdued here, dialing into his typical dopey charm with a bit more maturity. Roberts, on the other hand, is just plain fantastic. Trevor is a whirlwind of sarcasm, anxiety, and heart and Roberts manages to not overplay any one element. The film doesn’t put a magical veil over him because he’s disabled, letting him be just as flawed and complex as the other characters.

Writer/Director Rob Burnett is very crafty in his storytelling here. Often times, he will tease us with a more trite direction the film could go in, only to subvert it one moment later. He’s not a particularly stylish director, but he’s fantastic with pacing. All of the squabbles, celebrations, and general interactions here are perfectly timed, and play out for just long enough to be realistic. There’s no sludgy point in the middle of the story where we have to pretend all of our characters hate each other, just to watch them all rally back together. They simply act like real people, happy at sometimes, angry at others. It’s a very impressively characterized piece, and it bodes well for Burnett as a director.


Where the movie does start to fall apart is the gigantic miscasting of Selena Gomez. Dot is a bit rough around the edges, constantly cursing and playing the whole “I’m above authority tune” a little bit too loudly. Gomez’s inclusion feels like a stunt cast in order to add some unnecessary edge to things. She improves a bit throughout the film, but Gomez simply isn’t that natural of an actress. Especially compared to how authentic her co-stars are, she drives the momentum down a fair amount. Another wasted character, a pregnant woman named Peaches, comes in towards the end of the film. While Megan Ferguson does what she can with her time, she’s really not given enough to really gel with the rest of the cast. It’s a shame, as a truly great female character could have been the final ingredient in making this movie something truly memorable.

While Rob Burnett does not do a perfect job at assisting The Fundamentals of Caring, he keeps it in good enough shape to be one of the year’s more enjoyable movies. It’s mostly thanks to Rudd and Roberts. Whenever the film is simply letting them interact, it is pure gold. This is a film that knows which clichés to keep, and which ones to dump which is a more valuable skill than one may give it credit for. It’s the perfect movie to wrap up in a blanket and enjoy on a lonely Saturday night, and thankfully since it is on Netflix that is exactly what you can do.

Rating: A-